Hey look H-D I'm out to copy you >o< Also gonna copy the whole note thing you had going there.

~~Stereotypes~~

I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST like hip-hop.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Yup, definitely a loser... but if everyone's different then everyone's a loser and then everyone's in the loser group so no one's a loser... >.<
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (Obviously, GOSH!)
I DON'T have a RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (>.>
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Very naive... *nervous laugh*)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (nothing wrong with, just reminds me of one of my social experiments)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (OMG! Like, totally! Haha nothing wrong with being blonde from time to time.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Wouldn't know, maybe I am.)
I'm a CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Yay for warm feet with a breeze! Only part Polish... last time any of my family were in Poland was in the 1800s.)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Yay for theatre, not enough out there with reasonable prices.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. *raises eyebrow*
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Nah, just lazy XD)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Stingy, money-grabber, whatever.)
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (Biggest prude you've ever met. Ain't that right m'dearies.)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (Am I?)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I love painting, none of which are on here. But yeah mine is miniscule compared to the artists I know.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Well, a loner for much of my first year of high school.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Guilty as charged...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Beware: Loser Alert!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (All the time baby!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (MWAHAhahaha!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Noooo!! The HORROR!!!)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like blood. Well, my blood at least. I don't know about the rest of you....)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Of English heritage... let's no, no, kinda, YUS.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (*sniff* Horrible things happened. It wasn't me.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (... *is loser-ish*)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I hug trees. What's wrong with hugging trees?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Oh baby, you have no idea!)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies, worship satan and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Me? No...)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Huzzah!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I have problems with governments in general, but without them there wouldn't be much to talk about.... or make fun of.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Love... I dunno.. but I do read it if it's a good story.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Post-It NOTES!!! WHOO!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (Umm, well people seem to think that I don't curse...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (No. *pout*)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm from NEW ZEALAND, so I MUST live close to a LOTR filmsite and know where the old zealand is. (.. but I do...Ahhhh!)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting. (Give it a go while I hum this tune in my head.)
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Marching bands are the BEST!!!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have a life.
I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in. (What's this about fitting in?)
I move around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.
I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.
I study Japanese at school, so I MUST be a japannabe. (Nani? Didn't you know, all us Jap. students are mindless Japannabe clones!)
I listen to Country music, so I MUST have bad taste in music.